Glastonbury 2016 Report: Part Three

7 AM, drinking moonshine in an Irish shack having scaled a rope to climb into the bar all on the promise of a seaweed bath from a woman with missing teeth called Marie Rose.

Yep, Glastonbury went fully off piste last night. Before it all went south though Tame Impala performed a career defining set, Kurt Vile had us all glowing at The Park, New Order played Blue Monday and Arcadia’s light show genuinely scared us.

When the world is collapsing around you you’ve got to make the best of what you have so when we were blessed with great weather and oddity aplenty we had ourselves a vintage Glastonbury Saturday.