20 Questions: Nick Oliveri
In Kyuss Nick Oliveri found acclaim as the man behind some of the chuggiest bass lines ever chugged. Later, with Queens of The Stone Age, he became known as the man who got his genitals out on stage a lot. Between stints in BL*AST, Mondo Generator and Dwarves, he’s somehow managed to make a whole new solo record, as well as hook up with his old QOTSA buddies again for a one-off show this Halloween. We caught up with the man himself to talk cereal, virginity and tombstones, and despite the fact he told us he’s wanted to punch every potato he’s ever met, he actually came across as a pretty nice guy.
Who’s your favourite member of Slipknot?
Clown!
Do you support a sports team?
I like some football teams over here. I don’t know any of their names yet … but I will!
What’s the most overrated album of all time?
Any Bush record.
Favourite board game?
Monopoly.
What’s your signature dish?
A good American breakfast with French toast. You know, in France they just call it toast.
What’s the worst hotel you’ve ever stayed in?
There was stains on the sheets, I don’t know if it was blood…
What’s your favourite sitcom?
I haven’t watched TV for so long. The last time I watched it, I watched Seinfeld.
Favourite cereal?
Lucky Charms. But, as a rule, if they make your teeth fall out, I’m into it.
Favourite root vegetable?
I’ve never met a vegetable I didn’t wanna punch out.
Wayne’s World or Bill & Ted?
Wayne’s World I think. Bill & Ted are still cool with me though.
If you were trying to seduce a potential lover, what music would you play?
Rolling Stones, side two of the Tattoo You record. That is a love making record.
Ever taken acid?
It was mind-clearing, eye-opening. Not for everyone, but a great experience for me.
If you could adopt a grandparent, who would you choose?
Lemmy!
Is there a piece of advice you wish you’d given to yourself ten years ago?
A band mate’s father advised me to invest in Starbucks 20 years ago. Now there’s a Starbucks on every corner. I regret not taking that advice.
When is the last time you sprinted as fast as you can?
Last time I made my wife mad! I was being a smart ass
Have you ever been arrested?
I got arrested in Milton Keynes in the UK for fighting once but they let me go.
At what age did you lose your virginity?
I was like 12 years old. I mean it happened but, you know, it didn’t really happen…
Would you go for a pint with Kanye West?
I don’t know who that is. Is that a girl or a guy? I’ll Google it. He’s a rapper? I like rap sure I’ll go for a pint with him.
Describe yourself in 3 words.
Really Fucking Cool.
What would you want written on your tombstone?
Here lies Nick. He wishes he’d been cremated, not lying here.
Leave Me Alone is Released 28 October via Schnitzel Records
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