It is, quite simply, a silicon product, yeah? So stop laughing at the back.
Amongst the things to purchase on his website, including sold out SOPHIE sunglasses, SOPHIE shoes, and a fetching SOPHIE jacket, the PC Music producer has quietly added a “SKIN SAFE ODOURLESS AND TASTELESS PLATINUM SILICON PRODUCT” to immerse you in the full SOPHIE experience, we suppose. Ahem.
If you do decide to purchase the “SKIN SAFE ODOURLESS AND TASTELESS PLATINUM SILICON PRODUCT” from SOPHIE’s website, you can download his four previously released singles (BIPP, ELLE, LEMONADE and HARD) upon placing your order, and four more unreleased tracks on 27 November when your “SKIN SAFE ODOURLESS AND TASTELESS PLATINUM SILICON PRODUCT” will be shipped out too.
What a lovely “SKIN SAFE ODOURLESS AND TASTELESS PLATINUM SILICON PRODUCT” it is too – but calm your jets, because you’re only allowed one per person.
See the silicon delight in all its glory over on the SOPHIE website.