Former Five (or was that 5ive?) star Abz says his Brit Award is in good condition
Tuesdays are always a drag aren’t they? Unless you wake up and notice that some ex-popstar is selling an old award on eBay to raise a few quid. That’s when Tuesdays are golden.
It looks like Abz – the rappy one from Five – has fallen on some hard times and is now selling an old Brit award for Best Pop Act on eBay. The Abz On The Farm star seems to have a sense of humour about his misgivings though saying, “Take advantage of my poverty and grab this rare opportunity to own a bit of pop history!!” and states that it is “Currently being used as a door stop.”
Read the full listing below and bid on the item yourself here.
“You are viewing one real deal Brit award for newcomer best pop act 2000 awarded to Abs ex Five rapper, star of hit BBC2 show ‘Abz on the Farm’, Big Reunion and runner up CBB12.
No more awkward silences when people come over to your house!! This is a real conversation piece even if you didn’t win it! Guaranteed 100% real.
Take advantage of my poverty and grab this rare opportunity to own a bit of pop history!!
Good condition,light scratching (to be expected for age), one previous owner from new.
Selling to fund a delivery of topsoil and maybe some garden tools.
Has been dropped and knocked a few times and is currently being used as a door stop.
NO RESERVE and 99p start!!
Has been held by Jason Statham although I can not prove this.
Happy bidding”