Someone is selling ‘Ben Klock’s Original Banana’ on eBay
“Ben Klock had this Banana with him to consume after his almost 12 hours long Closing Set on January 4th at Berghain/Panorama Bar”
4 January. Silvester is winding down. You’re facing the inevitable crushing reality that Ben Klock only has one record left. Then he hands you his banana. You hold it in your hand. He looks at you and you both know. You just know.
But what happens if you can’t keep it?
What happens if you can’t take care of that “precious diamond”?
You sell it on eBay of course.
Yes, it’s true, eBay user oke3000 has put Ben Klock’s “original banana” from his 4 January set at Panorama Bar / Berghain up for auction. “Ben Klock had this Banana with him to consume after his almost 12 hours long Closing Set on January 4th at Berghain/Panorama Bar” The eBay user states before going on to say “He handed it to me as a sop of his conscience after remaining Ravers and me begged him to play another last record– I kissed his hand, he kissed mine and the Banana was the physical bond of ours, of this moment. He explained he had some before and they were delicious; I believe him, his banana still looks yummy!”
You can check out the full listing here and you have until 15 January to snap it up (if that’s your thing).